New ellyros Streaming Service Unveiled Called "ellyros÷"

 

In news that the world has been eagerly anticipating since the dawn of streaming serivces, ellyros is finally thowing its hat into the ring of streaming services with theyre own streaming service which they are called ellyros÷. at a press junket held this past weekend, ceo Mike took to the stage to speak with shareholders about their new inquisition into the realm of streaming services. "This is a bold new direction for ellyros but when you think about it youtube is kind of like  astream service anyways so really when you think about it this has been something in our dna for quite some time so i hope fnas will adopt this change willingly."

he went on to explain the nameing choice. "well nowadays you have streaming services that end with a plus symbol which is all fine and good i guess but we at ellyros are different and we innovate about things so we decided to go back to the drawing board and come up with a new symbol for our branding. we came up wuth thing we call the division symbol. so when you say it out its called ellyros division, and we chose that name becuase it best represents how divided your attention will be when using our streaming service cause we'll have so many different options that you will be overwhelemd and will just want to watch it all ha ha!" so thats what the name means.

he went on to elaborate on the kind of content we can hope to see on this new streaming service. "basically any content we talked about prior will be hosted on this new streaming service. that means all new phil shorts, the mr. tofu movie, skillzy seasons 1-3 and the skillzy movie, and kitty kitty bang bang: reloaded. in addition to that w'ell aldo be producing new content for the streaming service exclusively. remember it snowed? and remember it snowed part 2? well how about it snowed part 3? thats right the trilogy will be completed only on ellyros÷. "

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as for the pricing of this new streaming service ceo Mike didnt go into speicitifics. "we're still trying to gauge the price to content ratio here. we're prepared to offer a ton of content, high quality content all on one easy to use platform and thats gonna come at a cost. we're really sticking our necks out for the fans so its only fair we expact them to pay up. i mean we're not a charity case"

whatever the price is its surely not enough for the wealth of new ellyros content we'll be soon to get. i sure hope we get access to the backlog of ellyros content that already exists, tho some industry speculation suggests that Spongebob Untold Adventures episodes remain in a legal limbo of sorts and thus will likely not appear on the streaming service. its a shame but we'll keep reporting on this breaking news are its breaks.

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